Nigeria anyone?

Mina vänner!
Det tycks som att jag inom kort kommer att vara på så grön kvist att jag inte behöver göra ett handtag under resten av mitt liv och antagligen en bit in på nästa liv. Det har nämligen kommit ett mail:

Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2009 21:02:19 +0000
From: h.baerlocher@bluewin.ch
Subject: Att,
To:

Att,

I am peter-wong from Bank hang seng hong kong, I have a late client funds of $44.5MUSD in my bank and i need you
to front as beneficiary,if interested contact me for more details on Email:peterwonghk1990@yahoo.com.hk

Sincerely,
Mr.p-wong.


Jag måste ju medge att det verkar lite underligt att drygt 44 miljoner dollar ligger och skvalpar där borta på Bank Hang Seng Hong Kong, som förresten borde vinna ett pris för det absolut roligaste banknamnet.
Kanske är de 44 miljonerna den ackumulerade vinstsumman från flera års framgångar i just en sån tävling? Nu tvingas de dock av skattetekniska skäl att skänka bort hela slanten till mig.
Egentligen är det egalt. Jag skiter i om det handlar om pengar från AMF Pension eller om det är räntor från gammalt naziguld. Bara hit med stålarna!

Jag skrev därför ett kort men vänligt svar:

From: pseudonaja@hotmail.com
To: peterwonghk1990@yahoo.com.hk
Subject: RE: Att,
Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2009 09:27:49 +0100

Dear Mr.p-wong,

This sounds like great news. Please provide additional information.

Sincerely yours,
Rüdiger Pseudonaja

Oj, så mycket Herr Wong hade väntat på detta! Det är som att ge en svårt förstoppad man en duktig dos laxeringsmedel. Det bara forsar ur honom och jösses vad han har mycket att berätta! Det är dramatik och tragedi och inte att förglömma: En stor summa pengar som nära nog prasslar i mina händer redan nu!

Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2009 01:42:47 -0800
From: peterwonghk1990@yahoo.com.hk
Subject: More details
To: pseudonaja@hotmail.com

Dear Friend,

I am Peter Wong, None Executive Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Hong Kong.

An Iraqi named Haider Hanoon,a business man made a numbered fixed deposit of Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war, Five years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Haider Hanoon and his family had been killed during the war in Gunfire that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil-well was.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Haider Hanoon did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration seven years six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Be informed that the fact that you are a foreigner gives you the priviledge to stand in as my deceased client beneficiary as my deceased had no relation all his family died with him during the war and i can not use my relation because its no accepted here in Hong Kong. Also I am very confident that we will be able to establish the trust that is needed to complete this deal and all that I need for the time been is your willingness and commitment so that we can end this in the next one weeks.I like to inform you that I got your email account from my country commerce center.

What you need to understand about this transaction is that I will make sure that it passes through all international banking laws regards to this I will take care of all the expenses and the cost of retaining the service of my Attorney to give the transaction the proper documentation that is required to perfect the finishing.Your only obligation in this transaction is to accept to stand in as the only existing relative of my deceased client and you will have to set up offshore account that can accomodate these funds with my principal bank which I will give you information later once we finalize this deal.

Further more I sending you my personal information.. below;

Name: Mr.Peter Wong
Address:39A Morrison Hill Road,Hong Kong.
Fax:+852-3017-3941
Mobile No: +8821633303563
Working Identity Card Number:NO:102/C/86

I hope that the above is well clear to you,if so kindly send me the following;
1. Your Full Name
2. Your Current Home Address
3. Your Personal Phone Number
4. Occupation
5. A scanned copy of your means of identification Either International Passport,Driver's License or Working ID card.

Mind you your names and address will be use by my Attorney to prepare the needed documents that will back you up as the sole beneficiary of my deceased client funds while I shall contact you with your phone number for further discussions.

Once again thanks for your interest and willingness to partner with me in pulling out my late client funds from my bank,I am
anticipating to reading from you
very soon.

Sincerely
Mr.Peter

Nu börjar det likna något. Det märks att Peter Wong är en ärans man. Han delger mig, lite i förtroende kan man tro, sina kontaktuppgifter och han går att nå på fax! Bara en sån sak! Dessutom är han faktiskt None Executive Director, vad nu det är.
På slutet har mailet har han tappat sitt efternamn och kallar sig rätt och slätt för Mr. Peter. Låter inte det som taget ur någon gammal film? Finns det kanske en Lady Sarah också?



Nu ska jag sätta ihop ett lämpligt svar för att sedan snart kunna bada i Champagne. Jag lovar att hålla er underrättade om min väg fram till rikedomen.