Oi, mate! Don't get smart with me, you bastard! I'm a princess, you know, and I could always blog someplace else.
Some years ago that old bag Tarras got really friendly with me. Invited herself over for tea and would sit here for bloody hours with a tape-recorder, while I told her my usual line of anecdotes without any points whatsoever. Turns out she was writing a book. I got a bit upset first but then the checks started coming.
I'm not sure there are any copies left, but buy the book if you come across it.Anyway, last week's Princess Lilian's Fart-Game rendered me and this blog an article in Aftonbladet and Expressen. I'll give it another shot today. This time we'll fool around a bit with song titles. You just think of a title and then you'll replace a word in the title with "fart". Enjoy!
It's my party and I fart if I want to - Lesley Gore
Saturday Night's Alright For Farting – Elton John
Nobody told me there would be farts like these, strange farts indeed – John Lennon
Beds are farting – Midnight Oil
Would I fart to You? – Eurythmics
Fart - Van Halen
99 Fartballons – Nena
Owner Of A Lonely Fart – Yes
Careless Farter - Wham!
Fart On Me - A-Ha
One More Fart - Phil Collins
Farthammer - Peter Gabriel
Fart Like An Egyptian – Bangles
Here I fart Again – Whitesnake
Sweet Fart O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
How Am I Supposed To Fart Without You - Michael Bolton
No fart of mine – Genesis
F.A.R.T. - Village People
Do Ya Think I'm Farty? - Rod Stewart
Every breath you fart – The Police
You should be farting – Bee Gees
Fart it out loud – Kiss
Street Farting Man - Rolling Stones
Who Let The Farts Out - Baha Men
Bad Fart Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Don't know about you, but I need a drink and a smoke now.
Luv,
Lil
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