Prinsessan Lilian bloggar 4

Yesterday was a quiet one. I sat in the garden and listened to the birds. Pretty boring. Went for one of Bertie’s old rifles. Thought I would have a go at those freaking birds. Security saw what I was up to and told me to sod off. No respect!

I went back to my chair and came up with a little game. I've decided to call it Princess Lilian's Fart-Game.
Oi relax, I'm not going to break wind. What you do is to think of a movie title and then you'll replace a word in the title with "fart".
For example: Lord of the rings translates into Fart of the rings or perhaps even better: Lord of the farts. Good fun or what? Yes, I can see I've put a smile on your face.

OK, let's start with good old James Bond.
Dr. Fart
From Russia with fart
Fartfinger
Thunderfart
You only fart twice
The man with the golden fart
Fartraker
For your farts only
Octofarty
Licence to fart
Fart another day

We're havin' fun, aren't we?

That guy Al Pacino has been in some great movies:
The Godfarter
Fartface
Fart of love
Scent of a Fart

And what about Clint Eastwood…
A Fistful Of farts
Pale farter
The farts of Madison County

Tom Hanks
Fartless in Seattle
Forrest Fart
You've got fart
Fart away

And that director Spielberg
Close Encounters of the Third fart
Raiders of the Lost fart
Indiana Jones and the Temple of fart
Jurassic Fart

And let's not forget his mate George Lucas
Fart Wars / Star farts
The Empire farts back
Return of the fart
Fart of the Clones

And finally a bunch of films with no relation:
Terminator 3 - Rise of the Farts
The Cider House Farts
Fart of the dragon
Fart in translation
Fart in black
Ripley's fart
Runaway fart
Fart it forward


Ok, that'll do for now. Stay tuned for more silly games!

Luv,
Lil