When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
3 kommentarer:
Ja, han är tuff Chuck, men jag föredrar Jean Claude.
Steven Seagal vore mitt val, men jag ser sällan såna filmer nu för tiden.
Oj, det lät gammalt...
Jag skulle aldrig ha sett någon av dessa filmer om jag inte hade haft tonårssöner. Men nu har jag två stycke sådana, så jag har sett en hel del sådana filmer. Och då tagit Van Damme till mitt hjärta. SS är bra också, men inte lika charmig som Muscles from Brussels.
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